WELCOME TO HELL THERE'S NO ESCAPE

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

hello earthlings

spread positivity!

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

it has no meaning, nor logic, nor idea it's simply just random things from my mind.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

this web-browser means absolutely nothing.

spread positivity!

a message for friends of mine : i can smell you.

hello!

are having fun yet are?.

for you!

you don't want to leave? ummmm .

I HAVE PINK HAIR AND PRONOUNS

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hi VINNY i love you.pa(/r)agraph end!!

hi KYLE i love you. (/p)aragraph end!!

hi OTHER FRIENDS i love you. (/p)aragraph end!!

i hate you all actually

SHIT YOURSELF VINNY.

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leo cat

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i don't know how much longer i can take the bullying!

IT'S NEVER ENDING. THIS WEB PAGE IS NEVER ENDING. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FORGET THIS.

please be nice to me!

anyways guys have you ever heard of among us? i heard it was a pretty chill and cool game, i kinda wanna try it out!! it looks super cool, don't you agree? i'd be disappointed if you didn't. you can't hide from the truth. among us is the only answer. you can't escape it. it'll always be here. FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GUESS WHAT! THEY CALL ME WILLIAM AFTSUSSY WHILE WE'RE WAIITNG FOR CALL OF DUTY TO LOAD IN. DID YOU KNOW THAT? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHA WILLIAM AFTSUSSY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING SUSSY SUSPICIOUS AHHAAHHAHAHHA AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US. lean monster

i'm not william afton

The fun is starting A celebration that lasts eternally I'm always watching Because somebody purple murdered me

i'm not william afton

AGHHHHHHHHHHHF FUCKKKKKKK DISCORD SERVER BLACKLIST AGHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE COMING FOR US

ROXY: sooooo ROXY: do u want pancakes ROXY: i can make pancakes

KARKAT: DO YOU THINK HE'S OKAY?

ROXY: who

KARKAT: DAVE.

ROXY: idk you know him better than i do ROXY: actually i think u know him better than anybody might know anybody?? ROXY: you guys are like the real fuckin deal

KARKAT: I GUESS?? KARKAT: WAIT, WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN ASKING? HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT FINE. KARKAT: ARE ANY OF US? ARE YOU?

ROXY: not rly

KARKAT: EXACTLY. KARKAT: KANAYA BARELY EVEN TALKS, CALLIOPE WON'T LEAVE THEIR CABIN, JADE JUST FLOATS AROUND LIKE A CREEPY BALLOON THAT'S MOSTLY MADE OF HAIR. KARKAT: THE REALLY FUCKED UP THING IS I MIGHT BE THE MOST OKAY OUT OF ALL OF US, WHICH IS HOW YOU KNOW SHIT HAS REALLY GONE GLOBES UP. KARKAT: ALL OF YOU LOST YOUR FAMILY. I JUST LOST SOME PEOPLE I SORT OF KNOW. KARKAT: AND THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE, AND THANK GOD FOR THAT. KARKAT: FUCK, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD HAVE SHOOK OUT IF JAKE HADN'T SHIT HIMSELF ONSTAGE?

ROXY: prbly way less smelly

KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW WHY I LET DAVE TALK ME INTO IT. JESUS CHRIST. KARKAT: NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME OF ME BEING IN CHARGE OF JACK DICK. KARKAT: TO BE HONEST, I THINK JANE WINNING THE PRESIDENCY MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME? KARKAT: EVERY TIME I'VE EVER TRIED TO "LEAD" ANYTHING IT'S BLOWN UP IN MY FACE. KARKAT: DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS A WRIGGLER I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE THE GUY TO LEAD ALL OF MY FRIENDS TO GLORY? KARKAT: I LITERALLY FOUGHT PEOPLE FOR CONTROL OF THE TEAM, AND WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING WAS LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS BESIDES KANAYA DIED. KARKAT: ACTUALLY, SHE DID DIE! KARKAT: FUCK! KARKAT: I'M ZERO FOR ZERO!

ROXY: ur kinda an intense dude anybody ever tell u that

KARKAT: NO.

KARKAT: MY POINT IS, THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE SCENARIO FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN LIKE EARTH THAT MUCH.

ROXY: well ur lucky i guess

KARKAT: NO, I'M NOT--FUCK. I'M NOT TRYING TO BRAG ABOUT IT! KARKAT: I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T WASTE YOUR SYMPATHY ON ME. KARKAT: AGAINST PRETTY MUCH ALL ODDS, AND DESPITE ME NOT DESERVING ANY OF IT, I ENDED UP GETTING PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING I WANTED. KARKAT: OVER AND OVER AGAIN. KARKAT: SOMETIMES IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE WHATEVER SLATHERING MONSTROSITY OF A COSMIC HELLBEAST THAT PUT ALL THIS SHIT INTO MOTION...ACTUALLY LIKES ME?

ROXY: fucked up if tru

KARKAT: WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITERAL UNIVERSE-SHATTERING WAR FOR THE CONTINUATION OF OUR RACES, AND DAVE AND I JUST SPENT THREE YEARS CLIMBING UP EACH OTHER'S NOOKS AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. AND I GUESS ALSO SAVING PARADOX SPACE.

ROXY: so what ur saying is love can bloom even on the battlefield

KARKAT: I GUESS.

ROXY: so...u want pancakes?

KARKAT: YEAH. OKAY.